Torn between a romantic meal for two or an All You Can Eat buffet for Valentine’s Day?
How about a compromise by taking the love of your life (or evening) to the suitably named Curve Bar for a face full of tassels?
Um, terrific!
Yep, the LOVELY ladies of Helles Belles Burlesque are staging a Tassels for my Valentine evening on 14th February at the Curve Bar. It would of course be too perfect to hope that the address would be 44DD East Hill – it’s 77 East Hill, if you want to take the tease out of our tassel themed temptation.
The BEST burlesque troupe in all of Britain’s Oldest Recording (burgeoning scene…) will be swinging the tassels with a little extra amorous SWISH for couples. Or even singletons.
Sunny Colch is a very *ahem* progressive town, and so we hope a bit of burlesque will add a little extra BANG to your Valentine’s evening BUCK.
But wait!
What’s this?
The Chronic has ditched Miss Fanny Darling for this blog post. Actually she was a little busy, but we do like to play the role of the scorned online lover.
And so instead we turn with much delight to Miss Scarlet Lovealot (made up name, etc) for our Chronic quotes for this month.
Take it away, Miss Lovealot:
“The crowd love watching all four of us take to the stage to showcase our empowering traditional strip tease. Knowing we’re local ladies who decided to run the nights ourselves means it’s lighthearted and friendly.”
And FUN.
Plus a little frisky too.
Cocktails and choons from the 20′s to ’50s will once again be spun by DJ Sukie. We hear that hula hoops may be involved on the night. Sir Bob of Sunny Colch will be drawing the raffle during the interval.
Or something.
So yeah – get LOVED up with a little (or BIG) burlesque at the Curve Bar for Valentine’s Day in Sunny Colch.
You asking?
