Osborne Street On The Buses

Osborne Street Bus Station

And so like Cinderella trying to make it home before midnight, the new bus station (that isn’t really a bus station) opened on the chimes of twelve on Saturday night.

Actually that’s not quite true – no busses were running at the time, but you get the drift.

Come the morning after the night before, and a new dawn has broken, has it not?

Um, not really.

Osborne Street Bus Station

The old temporary bus station outside @firstsite was looking an even sorrier sight with makeshift railings containing the busses within. Just down St Botolph’s and up Osborne Street and the new bus station (that isn’t really a bus station) was glistening in the late autumnal Sunny Colch sun.

Osborne Street Bus Station

Shame that some young fella still tired and emotional from the night before decided to decorate the pavement outside with the remnants of a half warm kebab.

That’s the Cultural Quarter for you, Comrades.

And so £2m in the making and a fancy new bus stop appears to be the legacy of all of this bus station folly. What the chuffers is going on?

Blame firstsite – everyone else does in this town…

The green light for the Golden Goose back in the day essentially signaled the end of the old bus station. Here Be the Cultural Quarter [really?] – a bus station isn’t conceived to be the high point of Colchester culture (although speak to Sir Bob, who still bangs on about the bonkers idea of Britain’s First Art Gallery Bus Station.)

A joint project between our friends from Highways at Essex County Council, with plenty of input from Colchester Borough Council, the new bus station (that isn’t a bus station) has had the Town Hall spin splattered all over the Emperor’s New Clothes of a bus stand:

“The new high-quality bus station for Colchester Town Centre will be opening on Sunday 18th November. The existing temporary bus station will be closing at midnight on Saturday 17th November. The new facility, which will be on Osborne Street and Stanwell Street, is part of Essex County Council and Colchester Borough Council’s work to improve bus travel and passenger facilities throughout the town.”

Sunday saw the soft opening of the site. There was no grand ribbon cutting ceremony to remember such a momentous occasion with; political suicide awaits any hapless hyperlocal politician that is mad enough to endorse this mother of all compromises.

But when is a new bus station (that isn’t a bus station) actually a bus station?

Confused?

The corporate bumph from CBC talks of “relocating” the old bus station, suggesting that the Osborne Street set up is actually a bus station, and not the world’s most expensive bus stop.

Osborne Street Bus Station

Some high tech timetables are in place to help the confused. The ‘Information pods’ [URGH] appeared to confuse the confused slightly more on Sunday morning. The mapping system doesn’t list the locations in alphabetical order. It’s like playing a game of Pin the Tail on the Back End of a Bus (a party favourite of The Chronic, back in our wilder youthful days…)

Osborne Street Bus Station

The QR codes are a nice addition, but the poor old dear trying to head out to Old Heath on Sunday morning sadly wasn’t in possession of a smart phone. She also wasn’t in possession of a 20p piece, a must have if you want to… spend a penny at the new bus station (bus drivers included.)

Upgraded bus stops are also now in place along both Queen Street and St John’s Street. This suggests that the new bus station (that isn’t really a bus station) is actually just a series of new bus stops – and a series of very expensive ones at that.

Ahh, but the proof of any bus station / stop in in the pudding. Was it a light, fresh, crème brulee for Sunny Colch on Sunday morning, or being bogged down in some particularly sticky toffee pudding?

Perhaps somewhere in between.

Osborne Street Bus Station

There wasn’t exactly a great deal of commuters come the rock ‘n’ roll hour of 9am. The real test will come on the last Saturday before Christmas.

Bus why does a bus station even matter?

Put simply, it is the gateway to the town. It is the place where any visitors first see of Sunny Colch, and a location where first impressions are made.

The original old bus station was much loved, Bibby’s, the waiting room et al. But it was left to rot. Firstsite and the Cultural Quarter regeneration was just far too convenient a reason as to not invest further in the old girl.

Out with the old, in with the new and bugger off to Osborne Street and a fancy bus stand.

It will be interesting to observe over the coming months if Osborne Street now becomes the gateway to Sunny Colch.

Will the area start to self-regenerate?

There are currently a number of vacant commercial units. Expect these to find new businesses on the back of the bus station boom as we enter 2013.

Which begs the question – wouldn’t a brand new bus station in the firstsite back garden have been sufficient enough to kick start the Cultural Quarter regeneration.

Blimey – we’re starting to sound like Sir Bob of Sunny Now.

Time to leg it for the last bus back. You’ll turn into a pumpkin, dontchaknow.

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

Osborne Street Bus Station

4 Comments

  1. Posted November 18, 2012 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    No way is that a bus station, who dreams up these designs and think they look good! Where is the character and bus passenger friendly design?

  2. Posted November 20, 2012 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    Interesting Article. I agree with nearly everything you have written, and admit that this bus station (that isn’t a bus station), isn’t really a bus station. (lol). But I guess in the current climate, which will probably drag on for at least five more years, we were never going to get a multi million pound purpose built bus terminal. If this bunch of digital bus stops works, and people begin to learn how to use it; and the buses start to move around the town properly, getting people home after work or shopping… then maybe it will be a good answer. Only time can tell eh!

    The only problem, as you have quite clearly pointed out, is the image of Colchester people will get on arrival into town…. back of the bingo hall, a less than desirable back road, QD stores et al, no where near the proper shops, park, castle, monuments, history, jumbo, etc…

  3. Janine
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    Still sniggering at “The world’s most expensive bus stop” – still think they should have put it next to town station instead of the magistrates court and that would have made the train station better too with bus links etc.

  4. Rob Shepter
    Posted January 24, 2013 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    Agree with what Janine has written: why they didn’t (oh, about five years ago) negotiate with RailTrack (or whoever owns what used to the be BR Red Star parcels service depot) alongside St Botolph’s Station (sorry, ‘Town’) and turn that into a proper bus station sharing facilities with the railway station, is anyone’s guess… Oh, except of course that would mean a joined-up public transport infrastructure, and we don’t do that in the UK, do we?
    Mind you, I could relate the story about spending the night in a bar in Malaga waiting for the next bus (6am) because the last one of the evening left early (five minutes before 10pm) or the night spent on a railway station platform in Poland in the early 1990s because they cancelled all the trains due to… something none of us could understand, even the ones who were native Polish…

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